So that you don’t have to scroll through all non-walrus related posts in order to know how close we are to full walrus membership, here is a handy walrus-o-meter…
Current Membership: 77% (updated 1/31 - nothing says love on Valentine’s Day, like a pink walrus share. Think about it.)
Also, please see alarming video below the Walrus-o-meter. Someone is biting on our style.
77% is a C+. And we deserve the A-list. Let's make it happen.
Alarming Video! Cheaper, lesser quality pink animals are trying to make inroads into the national psyche. While this is troubling in that it is always nice to be first to market (cf. iPhone v. G1 Gphone), I think we can take comfort in the following:
- They can’t even be bothered to zip up their suit. Or it doesn’t zip because it is cheaply made by small, evil people.
- This PROVES beyond the shadow of a doubt that a market exists for large pink animals in the entertainment industry. We are sitting on a rose-colored goldmine of tusks and fur. Just try and imagine that.
i think i’m IN….i have a feeling this pink walrus is going to help me find my inner sexual labyrinth…my what? the jungle of juice…do what? the mazy mesh of carnal, salacious rut….saaaaaay whaaaat? my snarly, whirly twirly torrent of concupiscent….oh forget it…..not the 50 bucks…remain calm
i think when ensconced inside this piece of sexual magic i’ll begin to sing (a la david bowie with an inspiring mullet)
You remind me of the babe.
(What babe?)
The babe with the power.
(What power?)
The Power of voodoo.
(Who do?)
You do.
(Do what?)
Remind me of the babe.
but, o my beloved, you should know it’s hot in those things….i was once in a Clifford get up (the secret love child of aforementioned Pink Walrus…hey, walrus’ have needs) and let me tell you the sweat that extruded from me was epic….epic sweat
You should say in a list who is in the list of people to invest. It will guilt people to be in the list of people who are in the invest. Also I am really drunk on a tuesday night. Finals almost done. more drunk to follow. I am a folk hero.